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dramamine and pepsi [21 Apr 2006|07:27pm]
The subliminal chauffeurs charters on skid way. Shelly already paid them. They chant "Shelly saves!" But riders cried "pipe dreams!" and freebased their weeks wage. Six bocks till happy hour talks "this cool bussed Eddie villain off for Ingrid label scotch." By the next stop, I've had too much.
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[11 Mar 2006|07:08pm]
Synonymous sock hop atop port talk tax the full floored ford block. Chromatic cause of every reverie rye tracks cut slack cleverly i.e: consonant calming sounds says sweet essex arround sexist trips. Lumbering sub bowery slum down for quick fixits. Los Angeles houses vicious transmethman rapper bitches.
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gadfly in your soup [28 Jan 2006|08:31pm]
[ mood | Paranoid ]

Linda Susoev was badly beaten by three Safeway clerks and two black security guards with a gun. Her house was set on fire by city, county, and state officials.

Linda Susoev is a houskeeper and a private eye.
Great Western Bank owes her $700,000 dollars.
Linda Susoev runs for Governor.

Her associate sleeps in a 1979 Mercedes Benz 300SD Turbo Diesel. He wears a U.S.S Ronald Reagan mesh hat, uses a 3 wood for a walking stick, and keeps a weary eye out for all Mexicans; they are not to be trusted.

Have you seen these two people?
Did you set their house on fire?
Can they count on your vote?

Send money.

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the magic word... [23 Jan 2006|03:12pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Tough tickling spit dinosaur vomits up on Newman’s glossbolls behind jeep door. Stuck rough branch tossed chocolate mud lost secret shave sauce. Don’t treat the loading dock like a fat ass hacker slob... Nedry needs new job.

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